8 hours left: The Mexico plan that ends the guesswork

Everything you need to land softly in Mexico—cities, costs, visas, queer safety, neighborhoods—$97 ends in 8 hours.

Hey, PrideNomad!

There’s a single decision that can make the next 12 months look nothing like the last 12.

It’s not a visa loophole. Not a secret beach. It’s clarity.

Clarity about where to land, what it costs, how to handle healthcare and banking, how to find your people, and how to stay safe without hiding.

That’s exactly why we built the Mexico Soft Landing Plan—a compact, research-driven system to move (or slow-travel) smart, not scared. For queer travelers, couples, solos, and “maybe we finally do this” daydreamers.

I’m Ken, founder of PrideNomad. I’ve spent years helping people go from “someday” to “I live here now.” Today, you can do the same—for $97—but only for the next 8 hours.

Let me show you what “soft landing” actually means.

Imagine this week, not “one day”…

  • Guadalajara, Colonia Americana — morning coffee under jacarandas, an afternoon Spanish class, and a mezcal bar where nobody asks you to shrink. Rents from $650–$900 for a stylish 1-BR; nightlife that’s creative, not chaotic.

  • Mexico City (CDMX), Condesa/Roma — walkable, leafy, endlessly alive. You’ll pay for the privilege (1-BR $900–$1,400), but you’ll gain museums, food, community—and anonymity when you want it.

  • Puerto Vallarta (Zona Romántica) — rainbow flags, ocean air, “everyone’s from somewhere” energy. 1-BR $850–$1,200.

  • Mérida (Centro Histórico) — safer, slower, hotter (bring the fan). Smaller scene but strong community. 1-BR $450–$650.

  • Oaxaca City — art, food, festivals; a gentler pace with pockets that love us openly. 1-BR $500–$800.

The Plan tells you exactly which neighborhoods feel safe and welcoming, what prices are real, and how to navigate the admin bits without losing your mind.

What’s inside the Mexico Soft Landing Plan (MSLP)

1) City & Neighborhood Cheat Sheets (Queer-smart)

  • CDMX, Guadalajara, Puerto Vallarta, Mérida, Oaxaca (and side-trip gems)

  • Safe, walkable zones + “close but cheaper” spillover neighborhoods

  • Realistic rent bands, what’s included, red flags in listings

2) Visas & Stays (plain-English)

  • Tourist vs. Temporary Resident (proof, timelines, how people actually do it)

  • Rental best practices (deposits, contracts, Spanish terms you’ll see)

  • Banking, ATMs, money flow hacks that won’t lock your account

3) Healthcare Without Fear

  • Private clinics vs. public systems; how to vet a doctor or dentist fast

  • Pharmacy playbook, common meds, and how folks handle ongoing care

4) Phone, Internet, and “Day 1 Logistics”

  • SIM setup, ride-hails, grocery delivery, water, power, and paying bills

5) The Queer Belonging Guide

  • Bars, meetups, co-working, “find-your-people” routines for each city

  • Safety nuance: street smarts that aren’t paranoia; reading the room; dating app common sense

  • Landlord/agent scripts if nosy questions pop (and how to shut them down gracefully)

6) Landing Week Blueprint

  • A 7-day checklist: from airport to keys in hand to your first community night

7) The Cost of Living Reality Check

  • Sample monthly budgets (solo/couple) for each city—housing, transport, food, fun

  • Where to splurge vs. where to save without feeling deprived

“But is it safe? Will I belong?”

Short answer: yes—with eyes open. PV wears the rainbow on its sleeve. CDMX and GDL offer scale and subcultures. Mérida is conservative but kind. Oaxaca is warm and artsy. The Plan doesn’t romance you—we show exactly how queer folks navigate each city with dignity and joy.

“You can check every box—rent, SIM, groceries—and still feel invisible. The Mexico Plan fixes that part too.”

— from early reader feedback

Why Mexico first?

  • Direct flights from the U.S./Canada (and affordable from elsewhere)

  • Resident-friendly pathways for longer stays

  • World-class food and culture without Europe’s price tag

  • Queer communities that are visible (PV, CDMX, GDL) and growing (Oaxaca, Mérida)

The offer (final hours)

You get the full Mexico Soft Landing Plan for $97 (price doubles after tonight):

  • ✅ City & neighborhood guides (incl. Guadalajara, Puerto Vallarta, Merida and more)

  • ✅ Visa, housing, healthcare, phone, banking walkthroughs

  • ✅ Landing Week Blueprint (printable)

  • ✅ Queer Belonging Guide (by city)

  • ✅ Budget templates + “what it really costs” snapshots

Fast-Action Bonuses (included if you order during the next 9 hours):

  1. Mexico Move Scripts Pack — exact words for agents, landlords, and banks (English + Spanish).

  2. 90-Day Move Timeline — a week-by-week guide from first steps to feeling at home

  3. The Secret Map: 5 Hidden Queer Gems of Mexico — unlocked immediately with your purchase (we’re waiving the usual “refer 2 friends” requirement for these final hours).

Guarantee: If you don’t feel more confident and clear about your move in the next 7 days, email us. Full refund. Keep the bonuses. No drama

Quick proof of value (receipts, not hype)

  • We show real rent bands and exact blocks people choose—so you don’t waste weeks “learning the hard way.”

  • We include queer-specific scripts and safety nuance—what to do when curiosity turns to nosiness, and how to redirect.

  • We’ve distilled what usually takes weeks of forum-scrolling into one system you can act on this week.

Tiny FAQ

Q: Do you really cover Guadalajara and other places or is it just CDMX/PV?

A: Yes, Guadalajara’s in. Colonia Americana, Santa Tere, Lafayette, Providencia—plus where to start first week.

Q: I’m not “out” everywhere. Will I be okay?

A: The Plan shows where visibility is celebrated vs. where it’s quieter—and how to choose your spots confidently.

Q: I’m not ready to “move”—just slow-travel for a month.

A: Perfect. Use the Landing Week + budget templates and go. You’ll know what to book, what to skip, and who to message.

Last word

You don’t need another year of “maybe next season.” You need a map, a plan, and a nudge.

That’s what this is. 8 hours left. Then the price jumps.

See you in the sun,

Ken

Founder, PrideNomad

P.S. The Secret Map bonus (5 Hidden Queer Gems) is unlocked for any order placed before the clock runs out. After that, it reverts to “refer 2 friends only.”

P.P.S. If Mexico isn’t your forever home, it’s still the perfect practice run. Lower stakes than Europe, faster wins, and a community that actually wants you here.